Author Archives: Andrew Davis

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Info: Andrew Davis is a 20-something millennial and pop culture enthusiast who enjoys juicing, playing tennis and promoting overall health and wellness.
Abandonment Issues

Abandonment Issues

My husband and I went away for five days and four nights. We didn’t take our kids with us. We left them at home to fend for themselves–the baby can change his own diapers, right?  Just kidding. We left them with my husband’s spry an ...
The Red Couch

The Red Couch

I love yard sales. I love reusing and recycling and getting out in the community and seeing new neighborhoods and, of course, talking to people. Yesterday after snagging some amazing kitchen chairs that I’m gonna paint pink, purple, green and p ...
Things Not to Say to Pregnant Women

Things Not to Say to Pregnant Women

Here are some questions I never  asked random people when I was pregnant: “Do I look like I’m gaining the correct amount of weight?” “Can you tell whether it’s a boy or a girl judging by the size of my butt?” ̶ ...
Do mommies not eat pizza?

Do mommies not eat pizza?

There’s this odd dance that always seems to take place at the birthday parties my kids are invited to: -Ample pizza is ordered, enough for all of the invited children, their parents, and possibly a small village combined. -The children eat the ...
Attention Walmart Shoppers

Attention Walmart Shoppers

Need to cite someone””a friend, a celebrity, yourself””for questionable mothering? Feel free to post pictures, videos or stories here. Today’s ticket goes out to this Walmart shopper who stuffed her infant into the storage basket of ...
Let’s have a quiet contest!

Let’s have a quiet contest!

So I have a one year-old who only says one word: “gooooo!”   I have no idea what that means, but he says it and points at things that interest him, so I guess it’s his all-purpose word for “car,” “ball,” & ...
Shrimp fiend

Shrimp fiend

I finally got my scattered-busy-mom act together and made a good home-cooked meal last night for the whole family. This was a big change in routine from the usual pasta for the kids and egg white omelet for Dieting Mommy while Starving Daddy gets ser ...