Author Archives: Jorie

Full Name: Jorie Mark Website:
Info: Jorie Mark is Vitacost.com’s Director of Marketing Communications and mom to three kids, ages 3 to 11.
“Don’t be so mean to yourself, Mommy!”

“Don’t be so mean to yourself, Mommy!”

Today was a crazy morning, and all I can say is it’s a miracle I got out of the house wearing deodorant, and something other than pajamas. As I was driving my kids to the YMCA, I made a face at myself in the rear-view mirror ...
I am so *over* birthday parties!

I am so *over* birthday parties!

When I first became a mom, I loved birthday parties because that meant a chance to socialize with other moms, see my kid have fun and shop for cute party gifts for the birthday boy or girl. I threw myself into preparations for my oldest’s birth ...
Will dance for pizza.

Will dance for pizza.

Our 6 year-old might not be “Dance Moms” material, but she does a mean Rockafeller Skank. Her groovy moves were caught on camera, right in front of Papa John’s. She likes to move it, move it. ...
A-B honor roll, yeah, baby!

A-B honor roll, yeah, baby!

Just need to report that threats and bribes DO work. My very very bright third-grader would rather giggle over fart jokes than read. His first report card was a sea of Cs, but apparently he will work for Legos. Score!!! (Thank god for Captain Underpa ...