Will dance for pizza.

Will dance for pizza.

Our 6 year-old might not be “Dance Moms” material, but she does a mean Rockafeller Skank. Her groovy moves were caught on camera, right in front of Papa John’s. She likes to move it, move it. ...
A-B honor roll, yeah, baby!

A-B honor roll, yeah, baby!

Just need to report that threats and bribes DO work. My very very bright third-grader would rather giggle over fart jokes than read. His first report card was a sea of Cs, but apparently he will work for Legos. Score!!! (Thank god for Captain Underpa ...
Bad mothering, caught on tape

Bad mothering, caught on tape

Need to cite someone””a friend, a celebrity, yourself””for questionable mothering? Feel free to post pictures, videos or stories here. Today’s ticket goes to our very own Vitamom Jorie Mark, for questionable dentistry. ...
My mother-in-law”¦Need I say more?

My mother-in-law”¦Need I say more?

She comes from money (as she likes to remind me pretty much every time I see her), and everyone in her family, including my husband, went to a certain Ivy League school that rhymes with the word “Marvard.” Now I have a high school freshm ...
Back in my pre-pregnancy jeans

Back in my pre-pregnancy jeans

Guess who is wearing her pre-pregnancy jeans. Meeeeee! Of course they are completely out of style high-waisted jeans because my “baby” is a 7 yr old boy. I took a long time to lose it, LOL. But I am proud and I am hear to BRAG because I d ...
Parent-teacher conference meltdown.

Parent-teacher conference meltdown.

So everyone loves my daughter’s pre-school teacher, but there’s just something about her that rubs me the wrong way””and maybe vice versa. I recently went back to work after being a stay-at-home-mom, and it seems like she’s go ...