Fifty Shades of Gray…OMG.

Fifty Shades of Gray…OMG.

Um, not sure where to start…all I can say is I hate Christian Gray and I also want him to do very bad things to me in elevators. I sort of hate myself for reading this crap and not being able to put it down. Not sure I will be able to see a gra ...
Soap opera lullaby

Soap opera lullaby

I claim to be a slacker mom most of the time (and I am; there’s not a single puzzle box in our house that has all of its pieces). But one area where I’ve got this mommy thing down pat is bedtime. It started out when they were little and n ...
Nature Pee

Nature Pee

Ava, my 3 year old, has an unpleasant new habit that she calls the “Nature Pee.” You might think that Nature Peeing is when you pee in the woods. (Except there are no woods in Scottsdale.) But according to Ava’s definition, “N ...
Werewolf Baby

Werewolf Baby

Let’s file this one under The Most Inappropriate Baby Name Comment I’ve Ever Received. So on Sunday I went to the supermarket to order a birthday cookie cake for my son, Jacob, who is turning 9. I happened to have my baby, Charlie, with m ...
Attention Walmart Shoppers

Attention Walmart Shoppers

Need to cite someone””a friend, a celebrity, yourself””for questionable mothering? Feel free to post pictures, videos or stories here. Today’s ticket goes out to this Walmart shopper who stuffed her infant into the storage basket of ...
Why can’t husbands find socks?

Why can’t husbands find socks?

This is a typical phone conversation between me and my husband in the morning, when I’m on my way into work and he’s getting our 17-month-old dressed for daycare: Him: “Why do none of our children have socks?” Me: “That& ...