The ’50 Shades of Grey’ Haiku Contest

Want to win a $100 Vitacost shopping spree? Do you like to write haikus? Did you read Fifty Shades of Grey?  You’re in luck!

Enter the Vitacost 50 Shades of Grey Haiku Contest!

And now, just for fun, a few haikus we got so far:

Holy cow, oh my,

I mutter, blushing scarlet.

The billionaire smirks.


He draws me a bath

Charlie Tango, yachts, England

Then I come again.

Have fun, Christian Grey fans!!






Enter the contest.

Haven’t read the books yet? This could really be your lucky day! Vitacost–the company that brings you great prices on gluten-free pasta, organic soap and gummy omega-3 vitamins–happens to sell all three E.L. James books: Fifty Shades of Grey, Fifty Shades Darker and Fifty Shades Freed–at a nice discount.

About Jorie

Jorie Mark is’s Director of Marketing Communications and mom to three kids, ages 3 to 11.

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